You do, obviously. Send me your address and I will 1) send you a card from my vast store of holiday-themed goodies and 2) promise not to do anything weird now that I know where you live. It’s a good deal, if you ask me.
P.S. I will not be sending out cards to everyone I sent them to last year because for a lot of you I have no way of knowing if the address is still current or even if you want my grubby old cards anyway. SO if I sent you one last year AND you want one this year AND you still have the same address, just answer this post with “hey! I want one! over here! same place!” If you have a different address, send me an ask/fanmail with your new address. If I have never sent you anything, you’re invited too, just be sure to also include your actual name. It’s weird how many people forget that.